It is no secret that men are the most confusing animals on the planet. One minute they call and the next there gone. Some put kisses on texts and the ones that love you don't. I learnt that trick a while back: "You know I love you, so why panic if I don't put a letter X end? Its just a letter?" Men can be so sentimental.
But I don't see why men can't do the world, in particular us females, a favour and work on a Yes and No system.
Its very simple, Yes means I like you and No means I'm sorry I'm gay.
Imagine the amount of extra time you would have in your life if you didn't have to think outside of Yes or No. You'd have no waiting for him to call back, no one night stands that could be 'more', no awkward conversations and no unexpected shocks.
You weren't to know he was married with kids, or that the glance he gave your brother was more than just 'I like your shirt...'
I think the main turning point in any girls life is when it becomes easier to order a Starbucks, than decide on your latest trouser conquest.
I'm sure us females are just as bad, but at least are signals are clear. If we're interested (in any and every sense of the word) you'll know!
Unlike you men we don't tip toe around the opposition and just 'see how things go.' Come on boys its 2011, grab the bulls by the horns before these animals get too tame.
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