It wasn't through choice or through lack of trying that's for sure, it was more likely as a result of trying far too hard, having far too many expectations and being about as successful in love a new vegetarian in a butchers with a serious urge for a large piece meat. Add on top of this the recent departure of prince William from the bachelor list and well it is officially getting tougher by the day. Thank god we sill have Harry the hardcore!
Maybe I should start rethinking my attractions to men, clearly i'm going for the wrong sort and well unless they're all gay (I would sacrifice the knowledge that its them and not me that is the problem) but there has to be something going fundamentally wrong. So what are my options?
Firstly I could go for the other type of man, the nice, sweet, gentile man that wont mess me around, will produce the bouquet of roses and ride me off in to the sunset on his white stallion and that will be that, eternal love and romantic yukiness.
But why would any girl want to trade in her dirty, up against the wall, rude-mouthered alpha male for the above? Clearly neither type are boyfriend material and neither are prince perfect.
So that leaves me me with the second option for bagging my prince. Online dating. I wonder if there is a website for potential royal rampings? Hmmm, maybe i should just stick to E harmony?
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