Tuesday, 24 May 2011

How to successfully bag a man

Every girl knows that somewhere out there in the big wide world their perfect man is waiting for them. According to legend this will happen when we least expect it and when we are definitely not looking for it!

He will elegantly leap off his well endowed horse (size also matters in the animal kingdom I’m sure) sweep us off our feet and whisk us off into the sunset to live in total bliss forever.

But what if he gets his foot caught in the stirrup, drops us mid-sweep, forgets to bring his TomTom and you end up a little north of Stoke?

Are we just meant to accept that this is the one, be content with our catch and capitalise the word smitten?

At the age of 22 I have been on many dates, met many men and yet I am still left wondering if this whole Prince Charming thing really is a fairy tale. Not one of these men has ever ticked all the boxes or made me think twice, one man actually bit my shoulder. Needless to say that was the first and LAST date we went on.

This is what got me thinking- not as a result of the biting incident, my shoulder has fully recovered now- how do you successfully bag a man?

The fact that there are women out there who are in relationships and who use the word love to describe their men that makes me think there must be ways to finding a man. If only they shared the information.

Why doesn’t someone write a book on the art of bagging a man? The complete works that contains a step-by-step guide on how to successfully find the one, how to spot one, how to keep one and how to continue the Prince Charming legend.

Obviously the novel would need a vast amount of research, numerous male interviews, numerous dates (just to ensure the male participants were being legitimate) and if necessary physical contact (in case the novel needed a chapter on what a Prince was like in bed. Harry is still single right?).

I think that would be a best seller and would bring a whole new spin to the classic ‘How to…’ column. Actually come to think of it I’ve always wanted to write a book…

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